Friday, February 17, 2006

The Babe Plan

YYYYaaaaay.. It is my first post….of my first blog =)…. Am very excited
*jumping up and down*. Right now, the fact that I have two quizzes tomorrow will not stop me from procrastinating, I shall move ahead and illustrate this very important post… The Babe Plan.
So, here it goes:


The Babe Plan.

I am going to reduce, become this major big time babe, then Freddie Prinze Jr. is going to come up to me and ask me to marry him. I will say yes (DUH!!!) and we will get married and live happily ever after… BUT, there was an amendment in the plan…, it is not only open for Freddie Prinze Jr, it is also open for Matthew McConaughey (Good Lord spelling this is killing me!), Matt Le Blank, Heath Ledger, Michael Vartan, Craig David,….. the list goes on…..I am going to reduce, become this major big time babe, then Freddie Prinze Jr. is going to come up to me and ask me to marry him. I will say yes (DUH!!!) and we will get married and live happily ever after… BUT, there was an amendment in the plan…, it is not only open for Freddie Prinze Jr, it is also open for Matthew McConaughey (Good Lord spelling this is killing me!), Matt Le Blank, Heath Ledger, Michael Vartan, Craig David,….. the list goes on…..

27 Comments:

At 5:06 AM , Blogger Keith said...

Hahahaa, first comment! On your first post! On your first blog! Should have guessed that you'd post the Babe Plan. Am considering posting the Butt Ugly Plan here, but I don't think I will.

 
At 5:14 AM , Blogger - Ali - said...

my eyes my eyes...fav color blue? how abt u make ur template blue...jus kiddin...cant say gr8 first post coz u posted the one thing tht is annoying as hell but wht the heck..its ur blog and u can write whtever u want..welcome to the big bad world of bloggin :D

 
At 5:22 AM , Blogger Fatima said...

girl, next time... try sounding less desperate :p

 
At 5:35 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where? Where am I? Is this La-la land? Let me out of here!
What is that noise? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. No! Not the look! *Must* *resist* *the* *look*
And the devil has taken me using her infamous puss in boots look. :)
Hope your time in this Blogosphere is enjoyable.

 
At 5:53 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Keet: Yaaay..Hey the Butt Ugly Plan sucks... go die

ALi: Man, i thought the template was Burgendy... it turned out to be pink.. I HATE PINK... too lazy to change it though =). Go die.

Fatima: Man, this plan is amazingly amazing..i am not desperate :S

Mafaz: =)

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me to happy =)

 
At 5:58 AM , Blogger Le conteur said...

So many thoughts running through my head:

a) AAAAAAAGH! FLEE!
b) Pink? What happened?!
c) BABE PLAN! AAAGH! We will never be rid of it!

Wub ya! Welcome to the world of blogging... once you get in, there's no getting out. :D

 
At 6:00 AM , Blogger Keith said...

She likes pink, just doesn't want to admit it.

 
At 6:02 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Hem:... i thought the template was burgendy... read my comment to Ali, to lazy to type it again =) Hey the Babe plan rocks

 
At 6:10 AM , Blogger - Ali - said...

say wht u want to....ur a closet PINK LOVER..."too lazy to change it"..it takes a lousy click :D :D

 
At 6:49 AM , Blogger Pravin said...

My eyes, really... I feel visually violated. God. Anyways, the babe plan for the 100th time, and I don't spend as much time with you as the others. Oh well! tata

 
At 8:13 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Ali: Go die.. u suck.. leave me alone...

Pravin: Oh man.. come on.. i thought it was burgendy... you know wht, we should spend time together more...you will be hearing more than just my infamous Babe Plan =)

 
At 9:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

TASSSY !!! i guess i am the only one who is happy that ur blog is PINK !!! Yaaaay.....i know u dedicated it to me (A) Thankoo.. Ok and everyone else who is buggin u abt it being PINK ;) Well they can get lost. PINK rox ;) Love ya and have fun blogging ;)I shall wait for the post about AK hehe

 
At 9:25 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Keet: Missed u there babe.. sorry... yes, babe... :)

Fanny: If it takes the heat off the pink thingee.. yess.. the pink thngee is dedicated to u.. btw... Mr. H is going to be the first dedication.. then AK...=)

 
At 1:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have had to hear about your bleedy babe plan for the past 6 years and nothing has happened!!!
BUNNY please move your ass and do something! I wait for the day your Future Hubby will look at your old posts and see the real (retarded) woman he is going to marry (the poor basterd).

 
At 1:01 PM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Tashu... u suck... Trent Reznor... eats crap. And wht part of NO PROFANITY didnt u understand... jerk. Hate Hate Hate

 
At 3:53 PM , Blogger Shiraz said...

No profanity? snot, crap and shit!...i didnt know that! you shoulda bloody well said so before u asked me to frickin comment... :)

 
At 8:05 PM , Blogger Pravin said...

Hey Tahseer: One more thing. You know how you got Heath Ledger spelt all wrong, well, I hate to burst your bubble dear, but Mike Vartan's first name is NOT MichEAl but MichAEl (like all MichAEls are spelt :P). Since the babe plan is the corner stone of your existence, I thought it would be pertinent to point out. Nothing else :D :D :D :D (this is revenge for the pink... nothing personal...actually, since you chose it, it IS personal)

 
At 8:23 PM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Shiraz: My poodle=) there will be a entry on you soon, so be nice to me.

Pravine: I checked out Heath's name in a site so it is alright, and Michael..... Opps.. my spellings =)

 
At 6:25 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Micheal!!! hahaha...

Well, the blog color is really cute tassyy.. i luv the pink, or the "burg-andi" ( as harish quotes)...
Oh, n i cant believe it, u are going to dedicate an entry to mr. H.. such a waste of time n space. You should be writing about poverty, ppl. dying, war, life, death, disease.. Make your self useful babes..:)
nosh:)

 
At 7:07 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see you blogging :-)

I think you ought to update the babe plan to include Mr. Mechatronics ;-)

 
At 7:23 AM , Blogger Pravin said...

and yet one more spelling mistake : PRAVIN (no E at the end)

 
At 8:36 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Nosh: Take my side!!!.. and mr. H.... who said I would write a whole lot on him ??? =)

Rana: U see, some things are better left unsaid =)

Pravin: Sorry about that, i must have mistaken you from the ice cream, Parline.

 
At 2:49 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWAAL! AND ONLY

SHAREY NOTTOO.... SHE THE MINE MINE AND ONLY MINE!!

 
At 8:11 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Awaal! and only: I swear.. once i get thru to u... u will be..well.. i will see u when i get home!.. jerk =)

 
At 5:28 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Plan good dream..

Ahmed Nazeer
Vice President of MEC

 
At 11:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok... not to be a party pooper but I read a newspaper report yesterday... It seems Michael Vartan was seen in a ah.. "all mens" bar yesterday. I guess that leaves you one guy short in your babe plan...

 
At 2:44 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Ahmed.... HATE HATE HATE

Mustafa.... HATE HATE HATE...

 

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