Why Moms should not be let out of the house.
Yes, yes I know you are all saying… “oh man we know, we know, my mom is like the mother of all moms”…. Oooh are you people mistaken. Allow me to attempt at proving my point.
So, my Mom and I were at the ENT the other day. This couple and their two kids; a boy of about 2 years and a girl about 1 year, come into the waiting room. The little boy dives under the chairs and lies down…playing with coins:
Mom: [pointing at the kid],[in a loud voice] “You were like this when you were small, all naughty”
Mind you, the couple is still there.
Me: [thoroughly embarrassed],[whispering] “Shhh Ma! Keep quiet…”
The little girl, waddles around doing her thing… oblivious to everything around her
Mom: [pointing at the kid],[in a loud voice] “Look he has a very big head…Amoo was like that when she was small”
Mind you, the couple is still there.
Me: [thoroughly embarrassed],[whispering] “Ma!”
The little girl continues to move around the room, in circles, around the coffee table ( I am surprised she didn’t throw up)
Mom: [pointing at the kid and bubbling out of her chair],[in a loud voice] “Look she is a girl, she has ear rings, she is not a boy!!!!”
Mind you, the couple is still there.
Me: [thoroughly embarrassed]
The other day, before the other day, I was reminding my sweet Mama, to get some rations for the house, at the grocery store
Me: “Ma, we need to get toma…”
Mom: [in a loud voice] “What? Speak clearly, I can’t hear you!!”
Me: [raising my voice abit] “Ma, we ne…..”
Mom: [in a louder than loud voice] “What?”
Me: [ in a loud voice] “Ma, WE NEED….”
Mom : [screaming] “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME! I AM YOUR MOTHER!”
Me: [dumbfounded]
Let me rephrase, Moms can be allowed to get general stuff from the supermarket, but NEVER, personal stuff that you will be wearing or using. I had to learn this the hard way.
For instance, when my sisters and I were small, we used to be dressed up in the same attire. When my sisters grew out of their clothes, I used to get them. So I used to have 3 pieces of the same attire, in my small closet, and I used to be accused to having the most clothes in the house. You see, having three same shirts, in your wardrobe, is alright. The fact that throwing them away (or even giving them away) isn’t an option because “it fits”, if perfectly fine, too. But when I am forced into wear photosynthesizing clothes, and leopard print velvet suits… I just want to kill my self!
So, my Mom and I were at the ENT the other day. This couple and their two kids; a boy of about 2 years and a girl about 1 year, come into the waiting room. The little boy dives under the chairs and lies down…playing with coins:
Mom: [pointing at the kid],[in a loud voice] “You were like this when you were small, all naughty”
Mind you, the couple is still there.
Me: [thoroughly embarrassed],[whispering] “Shhh Ma! Keep quiet…”
The little girl, waddles around doing her thing… oblivious to everything around her
Mom: [pointing at the kid],[in a loud voice] “Look he has a very big head…Amoo was like that when she was small”
Mind you, the couple is still there.
Me: [thoroughly embarrassed],[whispering] “Ma!”
The little girl continues to move around the room, in circles, around the coffee table ( I am surprised she didn’t throw up)
Mom: [pointing at the kid and bubbling out of her chair],[in a loud voice] “Look she is a girl, she has ear rings, she is not a boy!!!!”
Mind you, the couple is still there.
Me: [thoroughly embarrassed]
The other day, before the other day, I was reminding my sweet Mama, to get some rations for the house, at the grocery store
Me: “Ma, we need to get toma…”
Mom: [in a loud voice] “What? Speak clearly, I can’t hear you!!”
Me: [raising my voice abit] “Ma, we ne…..”
Mom: [in a louder than loud voice] “What?”
Me: [ in a loud voice] “Ma, WE NEED….”
Mom : [screaming] “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME! I AM YOUR MOTHER!”
Me: [dumbfounded]
Let me rephrase, Moms can be allowed to get general stuff from the supermarket, but NEVER, personal stuff that you will be wearing or using. I had to learn this the hard way.
For instance, when my sisters and I were small, we used to be dressed up in the same attire. When my sisters grew out of their clothes, I used to get them. So I used to have 3 pieces of the same attire, in my small closet, and I used to be accused to having the most clothes in the house. You see, having three same shirts, in your wardrobe, is alright. The fact that throwing them away (or even giving them away) isn’t an option because “it fits”, if perfectly fine, too. But when I am forced into wear photosynthesizing clothes, and leopard print velvet suits… I just want to kill my self!
posted by Tassy Ali @ 1:30 PM
12 Comments
12 Comments:
I let me mom out for some fresh air once in a while..
PS: if u need me, I shall be on my deathbed ;)
I'd love to see you in those clothes *giggles like a school girl*
Oh I'm so with Fatima on that! Let's take a vote... All those in favor of seeing Tassy in a velvet leopard print suit, say aye.
(AYE!)
I hate you..you know why..
and AYE
Meet me tomorrow 10am at the Den and I will tell u what the msg means.
and ofcouse AYE
Usman
AYE! I want to see Tassy dressed like a Cat Woman! Or a photosynthesizing leopard Cat Woman!
Ali: Awwww, I know you dont mean that =) *Big bear hug*
Fatima: Man, you should have seen me 6 years ago, i have stuff in my closet i want NO ONE seeing...*sniff sniff*
Hem: On my side... be on my side!! you are enjoying this way too much :S but me still wubs u
Usman: :S
Keet: You are enjoying this more than Hem arent you???
I would enjoy it even more if you came dressed as a photosynthesizing leopard, or now, come to think of it, a leopardizing photosynthesizer.
Word verification: uhoya
Tassy in a cat woman suit... i'd die happy
Keet: hehehe
Fatima: would u just die??
on my death bed... will u do the cat walk for me??
Fatima: :S
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