Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Gender Changer

There was a phase where I thought, Electrical Engineering was cool since we get to blow up stuff…personally speaking, it feels sooo good when you actually do it! That phase ended when I learnt, we are not allowed to blow up anything… we are supposed to protect gadgets from KABOOMing… how un-cool! But then…I think there is still hope…

Meet….
THE GENDER CHANGER (* giggle*)

This is not applicable to humans…so for the sexually uncertain people…you don’t get a treat.


I needed a Gender Changer, for my Design project, so, my devoted self…went about engineering asking instructors for any spare gender changers…the fact that I had to walk, run and probably do the Hulla so that I get a changer… didn’t get me all pissed and snappy. Why? Cause I was amused by the conversations I had that day:

Me: Sir, do you have a Female/Male Gender Changer?
Instructor: So you want a Male/ Male?

Me: No, Sir. Female/Male.
Instructor: I am sorry, I only have a Female/Female.

Me: Would know anyone who has a Gender Changer?...

I didn’t end up getting the required Gender Changer… but.. it doesn’t really matter… I cannot wipe this smile off my face

The Gender Changer is a very helpful tool, I agree… but I am still figuring out why some one would patent some thing CALLED a Gender Changer
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9 Comments:

At 4:22 AM , Blogger Fatima said...

huh?!

 
At 5:00 AM , Blogger - Ali - said...

*steps away from the woman (or so i think)*

(un?)surprisingly you're mighty interested in one of these contraptions ;)

 
At 6:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)
Alice.
:)

 
At 6:54 AM , Blogger Le conteur said...

Alice... Alice... Who the eff is Alice?

(I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist. If Keith were around we'd probably be doing a duet right about now.)

When I first found out that computer ports were "male" and "female" and I found out which was which, I was amused. And a little icked. Methinks the engineer who Came up with that seriously needs therapy.

 
At 7:07 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Fatima: ..... *giggle* i dont know wht to say

Ali: Go jump in the well... i know you secretly want one... I mean you already have the swing in your walk...

Alice: Mafaz =)

Hem: Hehehe...

 
At 3:03 PM , Blogger Keith said...

I never could tell the difference between male and female connectors, till I got 'the talk.' It all made sense after that.

BTW, Telly, you mentioned a female/male changer, I don't think those are there.

I was talking to my Dad about something that involved gender changers once a long time back, just that at the time, I forgot what they were called, and called them 'sex changers.' Don't think He heard me, and if He did, He did a good job pretending to ignore me.

Oh! And guess what, here in MCE, we get to break things! Don't you just love testing till failure?

Mafaz: What brought Alice into the pic?

Hem: We'll keep that for an occasion when we need to scare people.

Hmmm, could we call male/male gender changers gay connectors and female/female gender changers lesbian connectors?

Leave me alone! It's 02:55, I have a Mechanical Design II midterm in 15 hours and five minutes, and I'm not even close to a barely acceptable level of exam readyness.

 
At 3:06 PM , Blogger Keith said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Not even 15 hours! Less than fourteen hours! I can't even count anymore!

 
At 9:20 PM , Blogger Fatima said...

huh?!

 
At 2:41 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Keet: They are there... i managed to get a hold of one... oh i should have been an MCE major... i would have come to know my Fav. Mechanical Engineering Guy... and you folks would be useles.. MUHAHAHA!!!!.. BTW... you ppl are still useless... dont want to befriend him.. u suck.. go away!

Fatima: =|

 

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