The Most Functional English Word
I got this mail, which is very informative =) Enjoy. I hope this is not offensive to anyone… Keet, this post is in your name.. 1. you cant understand my poetry.. so there is no use writing about you…2. a lot of this reminds me of you =). wubs
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan. (KEEETT!!!)
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or findyourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit! Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know thatI do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well,shit happens!
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan. (KEEETT!!!)
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or findyourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit! Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know thatI do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well,shit happens!
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posted by Tassy Ali @ 5:55 PM
9 Comments
9 Comments:
ya... i like shit (the word)
Also there's holy crap shit, which is all over your shitty shit blog.
Thanks for the dedication Tahseer. You know, I've always wondered, when people say that something tastes like shit, have they actually.....
Oh, and another thing, I don't think shit is the most functional word in the english language.
Fatima: Yeah dude!
Shitface: Thank you
Keet: your welcome. wht is the most functional word in the english language?
Fun readings...however i dont use shit that much. i almost never curse after all. its a bad habit and you shouldnt do it. you could burn in hell for it.
'Fuck' is the most functional word!
I agree with keith...I can use 'fuck' as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb..goddammit u name it I can fucking well use it :P
but 'shit' comes a close second..and listen to shiraz..he speaks truth, well all except about him not swearing...
Indeed... fuck is the most multifuntional word. I mean, does shit have a song dedicated to it? no! fuck does... yes indeed... there is a fucking song for fuck! Is there a shitting song for shit?
Shiraz: you can also go to hell for lying =)
Keet, Ali, Parline: Thank you for the profane enlightenment =)
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