The Second Law of the Fanny
…. OK, so the Theory of the Fanny is officially renamed: The First Law of the Fanny. This entry advertises the Second Law of the Fanny. In brief, the Second Law of the Fanny says: Don’t let Pravin (Parline) and Mustafa hide together in the parking lot because they are idiots and Fanny will be able to find them. More about this later.
On a side note:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANNY!.... remember Michael Vartan Rocks!
I wanted us to get you a Michael Vartan cake, and I swore that I would not hyperventilate but no one listened to me :S They all suck :S
back from HELL: Spread the Blue
posted by Tassy Ali @ 11:28 PM
7 Comments
7 Comments:
The second law of the Fanny has not been proven as yet. However, all empirical data suggests that it applies to nearly all known situations. :) The third law of the Fanny is still in the infant-thesis stage and will be ready for publication shortly. :)
In our defense, it's not like we had a jumbo jet to hide behind. You drag 14 people to a parking lot, and expect them ALL to hide behind (nay.. in front) of a Landcruiser and not expect people to notice you is pretty far fetched.
She took so damn long to come that the parking lot emptied out by the time she reached. Had she come earlier, it would have been the most perfect and comfortable hiding place.
Ergo, the second law of Fanny should state that Fanny is late, and cannot be relied upon to be surprised. Infact, in retrospect, that law should be applied to all Indians, and given several degrees of freedom for mallus...
I rest my case..
Mafaz: The events of April 23 is evidence supporting The Second Law of the Fanny!...Slow.
Parline:We had less than 14 people. Hem, Rana and Razeen count as half a person put together… and in all modesty I count as the second half. Thus we four count as one person. Let’s be frank here… we could have hidden behind the Cruiser… under the Cruiser… on the top… I can let your imagination run wild… clearly sitting in the middle of empty parking lot thinking no one will find you is not an option.
The law you mentioned can be the Third Law of the Fanny Mafaz was talking about :-)
Didn't the first law state that the Fanny is always last, as in, late as well? Thus, the second law proves the first.
Keet: Moron.. that is the third law... the one Parline mentioned.. the second law ( the one i introduced) is still valid...Mustafa and Parline are idiots...
Fine, why don't you go ahead and state all three laws right here then huh?
Ok how about I state all three laws...Come on..i have a right to do tht, dont i..
So first law, FARNAZ rox and she is never late (A).
Second law, mustafa and pravin are idiots...
Third law...FARNAZ is never late and she rox :p
Heheh Thank you so much for everything guyz...and TUNTUN i was with nosh who wouldnt let me move from there ok..i was STUCK in the library with mustafa harish and nosh watching the kumbaye video :( that also on my bday..imagine :( Sniff
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