Family Wub

Waassaaaaa *cough*

Me thinks me having a cold. *shad look*

Anyhow, I have been driving lately. Yea… a real car, the real road… the real stupid drivers on the real stupid road. So far I have managed to do the following

• Barely miss running over 3 young kids at 8:00 in the morning. In my defense they shouldn’t be walking the streets alone at such early hours. They were up to no good.
• I got scared after seeing a car in my side view mirror. Don’t ask me why. I wanted to change lanes and when I checked my side view mirror I saw this ugly blue Toyota Yaris and I was like *Oh Sh*t!!!* and I swerved the car in the opposite direction. Let me not mention that I was on a bridge.
• Nearly hit a car after coming out of a roundabout. Good thing is, I didn’t get lost while I was at the roundabout. It used to happen to me while I was learning how to drive.
• Probably give my sister, who is my tutor, high blood pressure.

Today, we had some inter-discipline training. We were lectured on the procedures in the Process department. Now, since I have *ahem* no *ahem* life *ahem*, I reached work early… like at 7:35am and I was busy hogging on my strawberry milk and chocolate biscuits, and I get this mail from our training coordinator, saying that we have a meeting at 8:30 to 9;00 to discuss how to behave in our inter-discipline training that was scheduled to start at 9:00. this was like 7:55am. At 8:25, Rana, popped by to have a chat… I looked around my room, and I was the only living creature to be seen. Rana is not living, he is ummm… a moron. Any how, I then realized, how exciting my live was.

I went for the meeting. And stared at the coordinators face for what seemed to be eternity trying to make small talk… which I suck at. Then Hussien runs into the room… puffing and panting saying ‘I just came, did I miss anything’
HVH (Hamster the Voice in Head) ‘We can see you just came. You just missed seeing the pimple growing on the coordinators forehead. Come… sit… join me starring.’

On a personal note, both my sisters have lost it. My elder sister… A$$ Wipe… is mentally stupid… and has decided to rename her same… Safira Reznor… ser… WTF?
My other sister, Retard, wants me to declare to all my Hamsteretts that She owns me.

No no, don’t be alarmed by the names I use to address my sisters, they call me Fu*k Face. We love each other… from the bottom of our intestines.

Over and Out

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The Tale of My Disowned Cousin

Okie ppl… whats up?! Me is back…

So far, there is nothing to update, except for the throbbing head ache that I have been having since morning. I had to go to work today *dull look* and when I couldn’t bare the throbbing any more, I decided to come home.

I stopped by this saloon which has a very rude owner. I hate people who don’t speak properly and who think that they are too good. *hits lady on the head with a bat* Lord knows how many ppl I know who have a major attitude problem! I just can’t stand them *Hits attitude ppl on their heads with a bat*

Now I am back home… blogging… with a headache… chatting with my Gal Pal and thinking of a gift to give my friend, calling real estates and trying to do my laundry. Talk about multitasking? I so suck at it.

Right now, my cousin just came over… as in my disowned cousin. He is cool. Amazing character to be around with. He makes you laugh and laughs with you… well in my case, he makes me laugh and laughs at me… but its okie :) *hug to disowned cousin*

Now, you all must be wondering why I refer to my cousin as disowned? That’s cause he is a jerk :) You see, he actually is my family friend, but I love his mom so much *hug to my Aunt* cause she is such a darling, and his family is really close to mine so, for me, his family is my family. Now, we used to go to the same school, but at that time, I really didn’t know him much. One day his mom wanted to send a parcel to my mom, thus she used the easiest mode of courier service… the kids. This is how he gave me the parcel… might I remind you, he is a ladies man… but for some reason, he seemed formidably scared of me.

My cousin: ‘Erm, excuse me’
*I turn my head*
Hamster The Voice in Head (HVH): ‘Stupid, I have a name… use it’
My cousin: ‘My mom asked me to give this to you, for your mom’ *sheepish smile*
*I take it*
*he turns around and walks away*
HVH: ‘yea, have a nice day too’

A few days later, some one asked me how I knew him, so to keep things sweet and simple, I said that he was my cousin. Two days later she comes and says ‘Oh I asked Kumail, and he says that you guys aren’t cousins’
HVH: ‘Stupid retard, jump in a well’

Stupid cousin… once we got to know each other properly, thru my Poodle and Gal pal (Shiraz and Ali) I confronted him about this. And this is what he had to say
‘Ummm.. what?! I didn’t know you… Erm… Whats up Cousin?’
That day onwards, I disowned him :) *Clever and Proud look*

Seeing him always reminds me of my two uni-friends, who I consider as one of my very good friends. Them two crack-heads you to bug me to frustration!! Literally, made me pull out my hair! *sigh* I miss them *Hugs Poodle and Gal Pal* oh and *hug to my disowned cousin… since he is going to get me a new car… a real car not them remote control ones* *innocent look*

Over and out

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The Story So Far... Part II

Wasaaaa?! Me is back… again… *hug to all*

Yea yea I know I haven’t been blogging for a long time… and I said I would… but trust me… I have become lazier than ever! No surprise there.

Anyhow… the story so far :

I have been shifted to the most un-private place ever! You open the door to the room.. and WHAM... u hit me in the butt! Quite literally!! My area should be re-termed as “The Danger Zone” and there should be a caption "Hold on to everything that is near and dear to you"....Plus every one can see my PC when they enter the room :

Rana has joined the company for his internship. The poor soul is getting depressed. But I feed him :) He is fun to have by… one of the few not two-faced jerks that I know.

I think I have begun swearing a lot… I guess it is because of driving. Hummm.

Yea… that’s about it… nothing important.

My life is pretty interesting huh?

Over and out.

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