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Eldest Sister Job Description

- To assist Youngest Sister in cyber stalking.
- To make cyber stalkee a reality so as to discontinue the cyber stalking. The reality should

lead to legal matrimony.
- To listen and bond with Youngest Sister… late night talking are compulsory
- To get subway cookies for Youngest Sister.
- Assist in cleaning Youngest Sister’s room.
- Assist Youngest Sister in bulling Middle Sister.
- To bully Middle Sister’s paka.

The candidate should possess anger management skills so as to not scream at the Youngest Sister while she drives. Flexibility in schedule is essential so as to meet the schedule requirements of Youngest Sister. This is a tentative job description. Youngest Sister reserves the right to alter the duties without prior notice.

Middle Sister Job Description

- To be bullied by Elder and Youngest Sister.
- To have your paka be violated by Elder and Youngest Sister.
- To get subway cookies for Youngest Sister.
- To NOT trouble Youngest Sister.
- To RETURN Youngest Sister’s borrowed jewelry to the right place.

The candidate should also possess catering skills to fulfill hunger requirements of Youngest Sister. This is a tentative job description. Youngest Sister reserves the right to alter the duties without prior notice.

Youngest Sister Job Description

- To cyber stalk.
- To talk about cyber stalkee.
- To eat the subway cookies Elder and Middle Sisters giwe.
- To bully Middle Sister with the aid of Elder Sister.
- To bully Middle Sister’s paka.

The candidate should possess project management skills so as to lead a group of 2 sisters (Elder and Middle Sisters) and get deliverables according to stakeholders’ requirements. The candidate will also serve as the only stakeholder in the project. Stakeholders reserve the right to alter duties without prior notice.

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Fiddling the Boss

Ramadan Kareem Oh Hamsterettes…

The latest from the Queens Den:

I am making my boss do my work :)

The other day…

Boss: Tahseer, I have these papers that I have to submit it to you for my grant, shall I give

it to you, or would you want me to mail it to Finance.
Me: *without thinking of course* yea, send it to finance. I will be doing that anyway.
Boss: So I give it to Finance?
Me: Yes, you have my permission.
Hamster Voice in Head: Stupid fool!

Granting my boss permission to do my work, wasn’t enough for me… yesterday…

Boss: I reviewed the application you sent me. I should be given to Dr. So-in-So for further

evaluation

Now, I am not sure what really happened but the conversation ended up like this:

Me: Yea, just pass it to her yourself. Her office is right across the corridor anyway.
HVH: Sigh… I wish I would disappear.

Talking about disappearing… there is this issue that I need to resolve about staff members setting up their office in a meeting room, that I THOUGHT was under the jurisdiction of the department I am working for. Being asked about permissions to this room, I started talking about jurisdiction and the ‘verdict’ of the co-odinator. Now, this was all an informal email between me, my boss’s boss and the co-doinator of the department at hand. The next day, in a follow up meeting between my boss’s boss and myself…

Boss’s Boss (BB): So, this is The Other Company, and here nothing belongs to no one.

Everything belongs to The Other Company.
Me: … ok.
HVH: *what is this leading to? What did you do now?*
BB: I sit in this room, but I don’t own it. Similarly, you sit in your office, but you don’t

own it.
Me: *imaginary puke on the table… you know… cause I am scared and all*
BB: If someone from up there *points to ceiling… referring to upper management* tells me

that I am going to share my office with some on, and I say a no, The next morning, I

will find that person in my office. To that, I will thank them *points to ceiling…

referring to upper management* for informing me.
Me: *tries to disappear by hiding under the table*
BB: *looks at me with a mischievous smirk* SO, there is no jurisdiction involved here…

we all should live together as a happy family.
Me: *smiles sheepishly, trying to think why I ever said anything about jurisdiction and

kingship!*

Over and Out

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