And the Story so Far...
Yes yes… it has been a while… since my last confession :-) I have been busy in Unemployed land. Latest updates so far…
1. I have graduated.
2. I plan to some day tell you about my graduation ceremony. I can’t be bothered about that now because I am too bored with life.
3. I realized that I shouldn’t have taken Electrical Engineering. I should have taken up Interior Design.
4. I started driving classes. My instructor is a Filipina who screams a lot.
5. I have no sense of direction so I get screamed at every time I take a wrong turn.
6. I get confused at roundabouts and so I end up circling them alteast two times.
7. Sharjah has way too many roundabouts.
8. Cars should be banned in Rolla.
9. Pedestrians who walk smack in the middle of the road should be shot and fed to the dogs.
10. Drivers who honk at yellow cars should have piles and continuous stool motions.
11. U-turns should be banished.
12. Assaf rocks… I wub him :$
13. Assaf thinks I am crazy *sigh… I wub him*
14. Mafaz has the most amazing ears ever *plays with Mafaz’s ears*
15. Ali is a looser … he sucks.
16. Keet doesn’t wub me :-\ *sigh…I wub Keet, but I am going to pretend not to wub him*
17. Bajaj doesn’t wub me either…*sniff sniff*
18. Rana has a bouncy head
19. Masif should be more of a wubbing person.
20. In Hemmy Land rectilinear propagation of beings is absent.
21. Fan has a scary smile
22. Nosh is too naïve for words
23. I wub the Looney Bin (all mentioned above, NOTE: Assaf is not a member of the Looney Bin)
24. Last but not the least… Michael Vartan Rocks.
25. oooh… and so does the color blue
back from HELL: Spread the Blue
posted by Tassy Ali @ 12:31 AM
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6 Comments:
*Ears going red*
I need to find ear muffs
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26) In TassyWorld there is no Pink. Only blue. Even candyfloss is blue. Also in TassyWorld, everyone looks like Michael Vartan. Or Assaf. Or Hugh Jackman. Or FMED. (What was his name? My God woman, I don't even remember his real name... Firaz?
27) You are a strange little girl. But I wouldn't want you any other way.
28) WHERE ARE YOU WOMAN?
Mafaz: hehe... your shadow... the thought of it just cracks me up :-)
Hemmy: Candyfloss is your colour... i think even my driving instructor noticed the blue thing :) *sigh* yes...his name is Frias... *sigh* he doesnt know i exist.. wait.. he does.. i talked to him :-)... but i think he forgot :-\. I am not strange... i am special :-). I am here *jumping up and down*, you see the unemployed are invisible to every one :-\ Miss you Hem... really. reading your blog now... i feel so weird... I hope that phase eliminates its self soon. Wub you.
See now im hurt. Almost like i wish i was included. Oh wait never mind. Thats just the headache from reading what u write :)
Shiraz: You suck too, and besides.. remembermer, you are one of the unemployed now, you are invisible too. Also, u suck :-) wub.
Heheee, just wait, once I get enough road cones, I'll put them all over the place, so Sharjah's traffic will come to a pure standstill!!! It's almost there anyway.
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