Happy belated Cow Appreciation Day

Ahoy mates!

Me is the pirate! Ok, I am bluffing, I am not a pirate; I am the long lost Queen of Hamster the Nice Land :-) Now you shall bow in front of me and give me all the chocolates you can get :-)

So apparently Bajaj’s cow fetish seems to be growing. His life long dream of having a heard of (stuffed) cows is coming true. There also is a Cow Appreciation Day, which falls on July 14. Sorry I missed that… Happy belated Cow Appreciation Day. Hemlyn was sweet enough to pass out the information. I shall share it with you all:

Dear friends,

It is with great solemnity that I inform you that every year, the 14th of July is celebrated as Cow Appreciation Day. Regrettably, we did not learn of this great event in time to observe or commemorate it with the respect and excitement that it truly deserves.

Harish, Mookie, Pookie and Tassy the pink-haired cow… please accept our sincerest apologies and our heartfelt gratitude for not mootilating our persons for overlooking your special day.

Have an udderly fantastic summer,

-Hemlyn


Being the long lost Queen of Hamster the Nice Land, no cows can be named after me *humph* *dirty look* *shows tongue*. Besides, Tassy is copyrighted. Stop plagerising! *nasty look*

Today started out pretty frantic for me. My driving class was supposed to be at 12:00 but it got preponed to 10:00am. I got a call from my instructor 25 minutes for 10:00 so I was running around the house looking for a decent thing to wear. Anyhow, I ended up wearing a combination of a beige shirt, blue jeans, red toe socks, greenish shoes and a black scarf, which kept on falling of my tiny head because it was so damn silky. So I get into the car…

Me: Hey! Good morning!
Instructor: Good morning to you too.
Me: Check this out! *lifts up left leg and placed is on top of the steering wheel* *removes shoes* *wiggles toes from underneath the bright red toe sock*
Instructor: *Hilariously laughing* Wow, where did you get them from!

So I then proceeded to tell her where I got the socks from. She plans to buy them. :-) I am passing on my legacy!

Oh guess what, just like Hemyn’s Internal Monologue, (HIM), I have a similar voice in my head called Hamster the Voice in Head (HVH). I found this out in an interview that I had with a contracting firm yesterday.

I had a 9:00am interview but I was too exhausted from lazing about the previous day. Anyhow I reach the place all sweating and irritable because I got lost and I found no refuge under the blistering sun. I finally meet up with the dude, in his office, after finding the right building.

ME: “Mrs Yousef?”
HVH: “Mister, you retard… mister!”
ME: *cough* “Mister Yousef?”
Mr. Yousef: *confused expression* ”Yes?”
ME: “I was referred to you by Mrs Jamili for an electrical engineering position in this department. He spoke to you yesterday”
HVH: ”Oh, you are so screwed, you called the dude Misses. Retard”
Mr Yousef: “Oh yes, please have a seat. Do you have your CV”
ME: *hands over CV*
Mr Yousef: “So, you are from AUB, huh?”
ME: “No, sir. I am from AUS”
Mr Yousef: *smiling* “oh, you got confused, huh”
ME: *crazy expression*
HVH: “No, dude, you got confused… shessh… blame others just because they are bleck. Racists!”

Anyhow, the interview went on for about 5 more minutes. It wasn’t so promising because HVH kept on reminding me of my silly blunders and it kept on telling me that I was screwed. And the dude said that he had recently employed two new electrical engineers with experience. Ah! Well… lets see what happens.

HVH: “Bleh! Michael Vartan Rocks!”


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