In the Land of the Unemployed

Me is here again… still dwelling in the Land of the Unemployed… I am telling you, the boredom is excruciating. I am too lazy to check my mail… worse… apply for more jobs.

My driving classes are going on… I learnt to honk at fellow drivers… let the Wrath of the Yellow Car begin. My instructor isn’t much of a hard-ass as I thought she was before. She is pretty sweet and starts every other sentence with “’Did you ever know that…’ Now the context may be either personal or informatory. I shall rule out the story where I accidentally said that she was short. Oh what the hell… here is what I said:

ME: ‘My sister wants to start driving lessons too. But we keep on making fun of her by saying that she will need to sit on a pillow in order to see over the wheel.’
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: ‘Oh, how tall is she?’
ME: ‘Ummm…. 5 something… about your height’
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: ‘Are you saying I am short?’
ME: ‘Ummm… aaa…. Oh look… isn’t that car amazing?’

In addition to being a person who thinks after talks… oh wait… let me rephrase… doesn’t think at all (preservation of body energy), I a lot found out that I am a Kluts… (oh! News!) I managed to make my self trip yesterday… and about a month ago… when the stars aligned themselves in a straight line; I kicked myself in the leg.

My ol’ friend Kunal, the Hamster is back. Yes, he is Hamster the first. Welcome back, after a gazillion years of silence.

To end, Mafaz called me fat. He said if I sit on him, I would hurt him… *sniff sniff*

back from HELL: Spread the Blue