Why My Family Belongs in a Mental Asylum

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ok, don’t ask me why I screamed. I just did… my wish… so go tile the sea!

Here are a couple of reasons why my family belongs in a mental asylum.

Reason 1
Dad: ‘Get me Pepsi from the supermarket. Don’t get the closed one, get the open one’

Reason 2
Mom: (speaking to her friend, on the fone, in urdu) ‘oh! Yes I reameber! I completely forgot about that. My brain fell’

Reason 3
Mom: 'yeah, and you know what happened then? There was a stone infront of me and I wanted to fall'

Reason 4
My sister: ‘Be careful when you add more water to the fish tank. Don’t drown the fish ’

Reason 5
They are related to me… what other reason could there be?!

On other news, I got my license :-) *yaaay* And I am two steps from packing my bag and getting out of the Land of the Unemployed … *more yaay*

Also, Bajaj sucks for not replying to my Google messages.

More news, I am now officially bleck. Not that I wasn’t before, but some people always had a problem with me saying that I am bleck since they were blind and thought that I was … not bleck. Hemlyn and I had a conversation the other day and she has named me an honorary member of the Bleck Society. Thus, henceforth, I am bleck. And anyone who denies it shall suffer the wrath of the Queen of Hamster The Nice Land… which is me… *modest look*

Before signing off… me wants to congratulate Nosh on her engagement (6/ Aug/ 2006)… I hope my new brother-in-law knows that he NEEDS to get me chocolate everyday… also, he NEEDS to give me a credit card linked to his account as well as take me shopping when ever I want.

Inalilahi wa inaelehi rajaoon. Mafaz, I hope you and your family are coping up with the loss you have suffered (6/Aug/2006). We all pray for her and your family.

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