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*Jeopardy music playing*
Ok, I am back, again, after long silence I am back
*strikes pose*

Right so… I have shifted from H.S.E. to the Electrical Department. Yes, I know, you are shocked. You thought, I would only think of shifting and never do it. All of a sudden, one day, I was reading some ridiculously boring piece of crap and after 3 hours of staring at the same word, I thought… this is pointless. My three months have gone down the shit hole and I need to do something about my career that seems to be below stagnant. The rest is history :)

Let me dedicated this entry to the people who are like me… ham-fisted. I know where I get it from… my aunt. The other day when we went shopping she kept on knocking down the mannequins in the shop. I stood there thinking to my self… aaaaaaaaaaaa… we are family indeed. This is proof! :-)

My poodle Shiraz, had this conversation the other day:

me: u are a rotten little pig
ooo some one told me I am sarcastic! :)
cool huh!
hehe

Shiraz: lol
impressive

me: i should be a stand up comedian :) what say?

Shiraz: umm...no..
u need a lot more than sarcasm for that job
what u could be is one of those clowns in the

circus...you’re clumsy enough for it ;)

me: I am not clumsy!
although I know where I get it from :)
my aunt.

Shiraz: lol

me: i went shopping the other day, she kept on knocking them

mannequins down damn embarrassing.

Shiraz: well there u go
that’s what you’re going to be like when u grow up

me: hehe
sht up

Shiraz: then you’re little nieces will go around telling people

they’re clumsy ‘cos they got it from u :D

Anyhow, Shiraz is a rotten little pig, as I mention in my chat with him *informative look*

Right… here are three tips that I can pass along to you all.

One: Don’t ever… ever shower in a hurry, especially in the morning when you are all sleepy and your senses haven’t kicked in. Your frantic movements can end you getting your hair tangled in the wire thingee of the shower… *ouch* that hurts, trust me… experience.

Second: Don’t ever… ever… wash your hair in the morning when it is freaking cold outside. And if you end up being a stubborn brat and went ahead and did so, don’t ever… ever try to blow dry your hair in a hurry. You will end up looking like you just came out of a freak-ride and your hair will defy gravity. That is the first and last time I would have touched the hair dyer.

Third: In the washroom, the RED knob means HOT WATER and the BLUE knob means COLD WATER. DON’T EVER, EVER… turn on the red knob thinking the water will be ‘normal’ and leave you hand under the faucet while the water is running. You will end up burning your stupid self. Don’t do this especially when you are a guest in someone else’s house… your screams will be made fun off and you will be the butt of every ones jokes for the whole freaking day.

*serious look*

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