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Howdy Hamsteretts!
Today, for the past 3.5 hours, this is what I have done:
*click on Excel Worksheet A*
* Scroll*
* Select cells*
* De-merge*
*arrange columns*
*select cells*
*click on Excel Worksheet B*
*paste*
*repeat*
It feels like H.S.E. all over again! *bored expression*
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Yea, so I forgot to fill in my overtime… again… I think the chick from Payroll has put me on The Company’s Most Wanted List. The last time I didn’t put in my overtime, I mailed her and asked her to accommodate the payment in the next months pay cheque…
This is what I got:
‘Your Over Time has been considered this time. But if this happens again, consider it gone. It is too much of work for Payroll. Jump in a well the next time’
Ok, it was more professional that that… but this was the message … in summary.
Now, I came to work this Saturday… and silly me forgot to put in the hours in my time sheet… *damn it... damn it* So I grabbed my balls (pardon my French) and mailed her again asking her to consider it….. brave of me.. yeah?
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Ok… my hair smells like my face cream today. Some how… out of no where… chunks of my face cream landed on my hair!! *innocent look*
You see, I am normally clumsy during the day… (when there is traces of sense in me), you can only imagine how clumsy I am in the morning!
I dabbed on dots of cream on my face… and I closed the cream tub. Now I am assuming because of the cross currents in the room, due to the presence of the fan (no the fan wasn’t switched on)… the tub of cream fell from my hand. Just like that!
I bent down… picked it up… placed it on the table… look at the mirror and I see my hair stuck to my face… not a pleasant sight… I actually scared my self!
Now I know why them models in the commercials always wear a hair band of some sort… while they apply the cream
back from HELL: Spread the Blue
3 Comments:
You're lucky it was cream, and not supergule!
"So I grabbed my balls"
Tahseer, is there something you wanna share with us? ;)
BTW, there's no chance we can ever see a "hair stuck to face" pic ever, is there?
Keet: Yes... i would apply super glue on my face early in the morning, that makes sense.
Ali: Yea... women have balls too. you just cant see them. about the hair stuck to face pic... sure... here is wht u do:
1- take Keet
2- Shave his hair off
3- Apply super glue to his face
4- Stick his hair to his face
5- Take a picture
Voila!
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