The Tale of My Disowned Cousin

Okie ppl… whats up?! Me is back…

So far, there is nothing to update, except for the throbbing head ache that I have been having since morning. I had to go to work today *dull look* and when I couldn’t bare the throbbing any more, I decided to come home.

I stopped by this saloon which has a very rude owner. I hate people who don’t speak properly and who think that they are too good. *hits lady on the head with a bat* Lord knows how many ppl I know who have a major attitude problem! I just can’t stand them *Hits attitude ppl on their heads with a bat*

Now I am back home… blogging… with a headache… chatting with my Gal Pal and thinking of a gift to give my friend, calling real estates and trying to do my laundry. Talk about multitasking? I so suck at it.

Right now, my cousin just came over… as in my disowned cousin. He is cool. Amazing character to be around with. He makes you laugh and laughs with you… well in my case, he makes me laugh and laughs at me… but its okie :) *hug to disowned cousin*

Now, you all must be wondering why I refer to my cousin as disowned? That’s cause he is a jerk :) You see, he actually is my family friend, but I love his mom so much *hug to my Aunt* cause she is such a darling, and his family is really close to mine so, for me, his family is my family. Now, we used to go to the same school, but at that time, I really didn’t know him much. One day his mom wanted to send a parcel to my mom, thus she used the easiest mode of courier service… the kids. This is how he gave me the parcel… might I remind you, he is a ladies man… but for some reason, he seemed formidably scared of me.

My cousin: ‘Erm, excuse me’
*I turn my head*
Hamster The Voice in Head (HVH): ‘Stupid, I have a name… use it’
My cousin: ‘My mom asked me to give this to you, for your mom’ *sheepish smile*
*I take it*
*he turns around and walks away*
HVH: ‘yea, have a nice day too’

A few days later, some one asked me how I knew him, so to keep things sweet and simple, I said that he was my cousin. Two days later she comes and says ‘Oh I asked Kumail, and he says that you guys aren’t cousins’
HVH: ‘Stupid retard, jump in a well’

Stupid cousin… once we got to know each other properly, thru my Poodle and Gal pal (Shiraz and Ali) I confronted him about this. And this is what he had to say
‘Ummm.. what?! I didn’t know you… Erm… Whats up Cousin?’
That day onwards, I disowned him :) *Clever and Proud look*

Seeing him always reminds me of my two uni-friends, who I consider as one of my very good friends. Them two crack-heads you to bug me to frustration!! Literally, made me pull out my hair! *sigh* I miss them *Hugs Poodle and Gal Pal* oh and *hug to my disowned cousin… since he is going to get me a new car… a real car not them remote control ones* *innocent look*

Over and out

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