Why trial rooms should be discontinued.

1- There is no ventilation (exhausts) in the room… so if you happen to enter the room after the previous inhabitant has farted… May God help you

2- They are too small. So small that even if you fall, you will never hit the ground. You will just bang your head against the wall and be in at a 30 degree inclination… if you are lucky.

3- God Forbid you are trying a shirt that happens to be of a smaller size (you know, error in judgment) and you get stuck in it half way, you can’t leave the mini prison. You get stranded in the room, half naked wanting to hit yourself only if you could free your head from the shirt that is stuck at your chest and your arms that are hitting the damn walls as you wiggle yourself out. Bad experience… trust me, I say this from personal experience.

4- The mirrors that are placed in the room, are them circus mirrors. They make you look thinner than normal. When you go back home, and wear the clothes again. You start believing that it is physically possible to gain 5 pounds by just sitting in a car for 40 minutes. It took me a while to figure this one out.

5- The walls of the room are way too thin… so if you are stuck with a neighbor that talks to themselves… and if you are PMSing… you would wish that the government allowed possession of fire arms.

6- Speaking of thin walls, realize that if you are trying to get out of that size smaller shirt or pant… the next door neighbor will be hearing your curses, morns and ‘aows’… that is fun ONLY if you are the next door neighbor.

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