10 Reasons Why Not to Join The Company
So I was reading an article the other day that was titled: “10 Reasons Why Not to Live in Dubai”. I need not explain what the article was all about since the title is self explanatory. I thought of translating the theme to The Company, thus my blog entry… Enjoy.
Oh… and Howdy :)
10 REASONS WHY NOT TO JOIN THE COMPANY
Reason 1: You find your self correcting other peoples English as opposed to learning anything regarding Engineering… so essentially you are a salient English Professor who is not allowed to teach.
Reason 2: You end up wondering how a country has so many accents. And you begin to doubt your own pronunciation on the basis of familiarity: You hear the same mis-pronounced thing over and over again you see… the next thing you know you are pronouncing the alphabet ‘z’ as ‘j’
Reason 3: You are held responsible for not knowing things that you never really knew existed. Apparently your assumed blessing of Telepathy can be a curse. For example, your integrity is questioned because you didn’t ask what a Pen was when you were learning about a PENcil.
Reason 4: You end up nauseous by the amount of a** kissing that happens everyday. How can people drop themselves to such a level?
Reason 5: You actually being to wonder how people can be so full of themselves and yet not explode with the amount of envy they have for their own self!
Reason 6: You are required to treat everyone for every possible reason. You get a Licence… Treat, You bought a Car… treat… You shifted your home… Treat… You finger nail grew twice as fast as compared to last week… Treat… You bought new shoes… Treat.
Reason 7: There is more exchange of gossip as compared to exchange of technical information.
Reason 8: Your efficiency and diligence is dependant on the number of weekends you work, as opposed to completion of minimum error work, time management and other things.
Reason 9: You are valued for how much gossip you can come up with and how many weekends you work in a month. If you work 7 weekends in a month and you have the scoope on every one in the department… you are THE MAN!
Reason 10: You will end up walking around with a mini calculator… calculating how much your next increment or Over Time will yield.
Aaaa, since we are on the topic of The Company, there is an additional reason… a hidden one…
Reason 11: You forget who you really are, by the mere thought of adjusting to the situation.
back from HELL: Spread the Blue
Oh… and Howdy :)
10 REASONS WHY NOT TO JOIN THE COMPANY
Reason 1: You find your self correcting other peoples English as opposed to learning anything regarding Engineering… so essentially you are a salient English Professor who is not allowed to teach.
Reason 2: You end up wondering how a country has so many accents. And you begin to doubt your own pronunciation on the basis of familiarity: You hear the same mis-pronounced thing over and over again you see… the next thing you know you are pronouncing the alphabet ‘z’ as ‘j’
Reason 3: You are held responsible for not knowing things that you never really knew existed. Apparently your assumed blessing of Telepathy can be a curse. For example, your integrity is questioned because you didn’t ask what a Pen was when you were learning about a PENcil.
Reason 4: You end up nauseous by the amount of a** kissing that happens everyday. How can people drop themselves to such a level?
Reason 5: You actually being to wonder how people can be so full of themselves and yet not explode with the amount of envy they have for their own self!
Reason 6: You are required to treat everyone for every possible reason. You get a Licence… Treat, You bought a Car… treat… You shifted your home… Treat… You finger nail grew twice as fast as compared to last week… Treat… You bought new shoes… Treat.
Reason 7: There is more exchange of gossip as compared to exchange of technical information.
Reason 8: Your efficiency and diligence is dependant on the number of weekends you work, as opposed to completion of minimum error work, time management and other things.
Reason 9: You are valued for how much gossip you can come up with and how many weekends you work in a month. If you work 7 weekends in a month and you have the scoope on every one in the department… you are THE MAN!
Reason 10: You will end up walking around with a mini calculator… calculating how much your next increment or Over Time will yield.
Aaaa, since we are on the topic of The Company, there is an additional reason… a hidden one…
Reason 11: You forget who you really are, by the mere thought of adjusting to the situation.
back from HELL: Spread the Blue
posted by Tassy Ali @ 8:10 AM
12 Comments
12 Comments:
And NOW you present this list?! AFTER it's too late!! :P
Rana: Haha so you finally agree to being a Hairy Stick :)... my blig post... better late than never... right? :P
Aiyo... *hug*
Hem: okie... whts wht the Aiyo thing :P.... *hug back*
Tahseer, you have waaaaaay too much free time on your hand :)
Bachir... Oh come on... give me some credit here :) wrote this blog at work! imagine :P
I don't know which is better, your Reason 6, or what we tend to do, which is:
Oh! He got a driving licence! C'mon! Let's beat him up!
He shifted! C'mon! Let's beat him up!
He woke up this morning! C'mon! Let's beat him up!
Would you know where I can find the article '10 Reasons Why Not to Live in Dubai'? Is it online?
11th reason would be that you would be submerged to your eye balls in filth (including the office work and documentation), cockroaches and Perverts!
Naahiiiii!!!!!!!!!
well said sista
I know this company :P :P
Gee imad, i wonder how :) BEst of luck though :) i am sure you are having better experiences that wht i had :)
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