Green Tea

Right, now I heard that Green Tea is supposed to be all good for health and all. Good for the skin, metabolism and what not. Thus, a week ago, I began the Green Tea Drinking phase. I would offer a sachet to every one who came to my desk.

Prologue: I am working with two new trainees. You know the drill, you off load all the crappy work to them and then push them around just for the kicks of it *evil grin*

Plot: Some silly submission is due. Trainee 1 comes to my table to give me his contribution to the submission.

Me: *Hyperactively waving my Green Tea sachet in the air* “Green tea? Would you like some Green Tea? Its good for you.”

Trainee 1: *smiles… and probably thinks to him self that his supervisor is some weirdly hyper

female who is… weird.* “Umm… no, thanks. You should try Calamine. It comes in a

yellow sachet. I got all flavors from Lebanon. Try out Calamine”

Later… while leaving

Me: *Hyperactively waving my Green Tea sachet in the air* “Green tea?”

Hamster Voice in Head (HVH): Silly, you already asked him. Think before you wave your

hands like a schizophrenic!

Trainee 1: *smiles* “Nopes, I am good. You should try Calamine. It is calms people down.”

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Plot: Lunch time… Dev and the rest are hogging on food… I have this sudden urge for some Green Tea. (btw, I think it is addictive)

Me: “Does anyone want Green Tea?”

Dev: “Sure”

Me: “OKie… but you know you don’t put in milk or sugar”

Dev: “well you can add sugar, if you want… but not milk, otherwise it will lose its Green-ness”

HVH: “Your stupidity has transferred to the people around you… everyone watch out!”

back from HELL: Spread the Blue