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Eldest Sister Job Description

- To assist Youngest Sister in cyber stalking.
- To make cyber stalkee a reality so as to discontinue the cyber stalking. The reality should

lead to legal matrimony.
- To listen and bond with Youngest Sister… late night talking are compulsory
- To get subway cookies for Youngest Sister.
- Assist in cleaning Youngest Sister’s room.
- Assist Youngest Sister in bulling Middle Sister.
- To bully Middle Sister’s paka.

The candidate should possess anger management skills so as to not scream at the Youngest Sister while she drives. Flexibility in schedule is essential so as to meet the schedule requirements of Youngest Sister. This is a tentative job description. Youngest Sister reserves the right to alter the duties without prior notice.

Middle Sister Job Description

- To be bullied by Elder and Youngest Sister.
- To have your paka be violated by Elder and Youngest Sister.
- To get subway cookies for Youngest Sister.
- To NOT trouble Youngest Sister.
- To RETURN Youngest Sister’s borrowed jewelry to the right place.

The candidate should also possess catering skills to fulfill hunger requirements of Youngest Sister. This is a tentative job description. Youngest Sister reserves the right to alter the duties without prior notice.

Youngest Sister Job Description

- To cyber stalk.
- To talk about cyber stalkee.
- To eat the subway cookies Elder and Middle Sisters giwe.
- To bully Middle Sister with the aid of Elder Sister.
- To bully Middle Sister’s paka.

The candidate should possess project management skills so as to lead a group of 2 sisters (Elder and Middle Sisters) and get deliverables according to stakeholders’ requirements. The candidate will also serve as the only stakeholder in the project. Stakeholders reserve the right to alter duties without prior notice.

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