Humor in Uniform

Right… it is the beginning of the day. 10:05 AM… and I have absolutely nothing to do. I was sitting at my desk reading the latest IKEA catalogue and I figured out that I am the only girl in the room… reading something recreational... hell I am the only girl in the room... this is uni all over again. I have never felt more girly in my whole life.

My life, since my last post has been a rollercoaster. There have been more downs than ups… to spare myself from the frequent depression I shall steer clear from reiterating the downs and reminding myself of the disaster that is my life, so far.

Right then… my non personal life… my work… yes I have no social life whatsoever… so go tile the sea! My work involves basically sitting at my desk… mailing my friends. I am missing my colleague Badar. His was the only familiar face in my room. Other than that… I sit at work… literally doing nothing. Everyone else can play games except for me…*humph* I have absolutely no privacy in my room.

Titbits:

The guy sitting behind me was humming ‘Kabhi Kabhi mere dill me’ early in the morning. He is no nightingale and my cup of caffeine wasn’t working.

I plan to use my office drawer as a grocery shop. Currently it has packets of Nascafe, a packet of Ass-wipes with Aloe and Willowing Herbs; good for the skin… it has a hand cream, a hand sterilizer, 10 Kit-kats, 8 Mamoul Buiscuits. ( 2 in every packet) and some odd sweets including Polo… oh and Gum… Spout and Wriggles Extra (sugar free). The shop is going to be called Michael Vartan Grocery. :-)

The guy who sits in front of me has hairy legs… he needs to consider waxing… or he should pull up his socks… a very disturbing view, I must say. I think all guys should wax.

The same dude answers his calls with “Yes Boss!”

The dude behind me… pronounces ‘office’ as… ‘Offish’ I will bust out laughing the next time I hear it.

Kaneeza’s table is in the pantry. Her seat is above the drain :-). She got the best seat in the house!



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