Tuesday, July 08, 2008

The Curse of the Eye

Lately, several incidents have led me to believe that my right eye is cursed. I mean, people tell me that I am a cluts but… at the rate in which these incidents are happening, I am beginning to believe that I have some bad juu-juu going around.

Incident #1

Prologue: I am sitting at my sisters table, at her work place with one of them retractable measuring tapes in my hand.

So, I am looking at it. I lock the tape in such a way that about 3 inches of the tape protrudes out of the reel. One thing leads to the other, the metallic part that is on the edge of the tape, pokes my right eye. *sigh* I wish I knew what the ‘ one thing that led to the other’ was.

Incident # 2

Prologue: I am lying on my bed, next to my other sister who is trying to irritate me by trying to hug me.

She pokes my right eye.

Incident # 3

Prologue: I am lying on my bed… again… and my cat is jumping up and down the room running after his tail.

Out of nowhere he pops from behind me and pokes my right eye.

Incident # 4

Prologue: I am lying on my bed… again… its night time and I trying to pretend I can’t hear my sister’s snores.

I am tossing and turning, trying to catch some shut eye. While moving my left hand, I poke my right eye.

Incident # 5

Prologue: My sister and I are cleaning her car… that seems to have just driven out of a hurricane. I am spraying Windex on the car window.

*puff puff on window*
*leans head forward to see where I sprayed*
*Windex particles go into my eyes*

Incident # 6

Prologue: Still cleaning my sisters car windows with Windex

*puff puff on the window*
*puff puff in my right eye*

This time, I think I was caught in the moment of pressing the handle...nevertheless...

*sigh*

back from HELL: Spread the Blue

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10 Comments:

At 11:10 AM , Blogger Keith said...

Your left eye probably doesn't like your right eye and is making you do stuff to it!

 
At 10:06 PM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

you know, you never know. it is all a part of a weird bad juu-juu cycle. but i am sure my right eye will fight back. its on the right side, afterall!

 
At 11:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juu-juu my ass! There is no other way to describe what it is you are stuck in... A huge pill of SHIT you clumsy woman!

I’ve said it before; I’ll say it again… IT’s A MARVEL YOU ARE ALIVE!!!

GOD HAS BEEN GENEROUS WITH THIS HERE WOMAN.

 
At 12:04 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have been favoring your right eye a lot with all the poking and spraying. Why not start something with you left eye for a change.

Balance the equation :-)

Maybe its Gods way of saying STOP showing off!!!!!

 
At 12:36 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

U dress up like the pirates…with the right eye covered…! - Mathew

 
At 6:13 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Incident # 4 could've easily been avoided if you freakin' stopped camping in your sister's room and started sleeping in your own damn room!!!!

Sheesh! Give your sisters some peace!

 
At 9:16 PM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Taz: I am not clumsy. i am just accident prone!

Amy: No, id ont think i want to balance the equation with my eye... how abt balancing it between sisters?

Mathew: I am waiting for Halloween for that

Rana: Sht up. i am scared of the dark :P

 
At 8:48 AM , Blogger Le conteur said...

"While moving my left hand, I poke my right eye."

5 people commented before me.. no one seemed to find this sentence particularly surprising? WTH?! How on earth did you manage that?

BTW... you forgot the incident in the library when the fly died in your eye.

 
At 12:28 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fly died in your eye!!
haha...Are you wierd or is it the fly?

 
At 3:36 AM , Blogger Tassy Ali said...

Hem: i forgot abt the fly incident :P hehe... thanks for remembering :P

Anon: yep a fly died... that was one of the most embaressing incidents ever. weird? i really dont know which one is more than the other :P

 

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